> Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
> 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
>
> One should love animals. They are so tasty.
> 每个人都应该热爱动物,尤其是煮熟的.
>
>
> Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
> 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
>
>
> Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
> 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
>
>
> Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
> unsuccessful man, there are two.
> 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个.
>
>
> Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in
> life.
> 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
>
>
> The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
> 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
>
>
> Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
> 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚.
>
>
> Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
> 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
>
>
> Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
> 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
>
>
> Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
> children.
> 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
>
>
> "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
> "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",还是再睡一会吧.
>
>
> There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
> 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
>
>
> "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
> 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
>
>
> "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
> 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
>
>
> God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
> 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
>
>
> When two's company, three's the result!
> 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
>
>
> A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without
> restricting the view.
> 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
>
>
> The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you
> forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
>
>
> 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么
> 学来着?!

为什么
> 学来着?!

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